CONFIRMED: SLASH AND RIFF TONITE @ PROLO

Well, the rumor that you read here first was out and out confirmed over the weekend. In case you missed the gory details from us or Donewaiting, Handstamp or Hands Up, here’s the beef: David Arquette will be at The Proletariat around nine tonight showing clips from his directorial debut, the upcoming slasher pic The Tripper. The plot? SO SAYETH THE ORACLE: “A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert.” Yuss.

Performing as part of the Hollywoodness will be locals Black Math Experiment, who will presumably take an axe to yr skull in their most important performance ever of the song “You Cannot Kill David Arquette.”

After the blood is squeegeed from the floor, find your buddy (NOT the blonde bimbo or the only non-white person) and stick around for the haunted house of acts that includes Greg Ashely (Gris Gris), Brian Glaze (Brian Jonestown Massacre), Jenny Westbury, Josh White (Dizzy Pilot, Drillbox Ignition) and Erin Dance (Southern Bellegosi) This is all free, btw. GET KNIFED IN THE EYE!

RUMOR: DAVID ARQUETTE to hang out with Black Math Experiment… AT THE PROLO?!

HAHAH WTF?!! Ok, its been a while since a rumor has come our way, and we guess its must be because the old mill has been busy cranking out a really good one. So, you know the band Black Math Experiment? Right, well they have a song called “You Cannot Kill David Arquette”, which is pretty hilarious, in-fact, even David Arquette himself thinks so. SO – Tuesday (March 27th), Mr. Courtney Cox himself will be in town promoting his upcoming film The Tripper, and that same night, Black Math will be playing a show at the Proletariat – so here’s what we’re hearing: somehow the two parties hooked up, and ARQUETTE WILL BE HANGING OUT AND PROMOTING HIS MOVIE AT THE PROLO THAT NIGHT.

SO YEAH – In addition to the fact that Greg Ashely (Gris Gris), Brian Glaze (Brian Jonestown Massacre), Jenny Westbury, Josh White (Dizzy Pilot, Drillbox Ignition) and Erin Dance (Southern Bellegosi) are playing, you’ll be able to SHOUT ALONG TO YOU CAN’T KILL DAVID ARQUETTE WITH DAVID ARQUETTE. OH – AND IT'S FREE. OH AND ITS TUESDAY, SO FREE POOL TOO! IF THERE WAS SOMETHING TO TOP CAPSLOX WE WOULD ACTIVATE IT NOW FOR GREATER EMPHASIS!

Hilarious. We’ll update when we know more.

MP3: Black Math Experiment - You Cannot Kill David Arquette